Christian One-Liners→ "Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case"→ Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews. → Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers → It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. → The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close. → When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. → People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. → Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. → Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. → If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has. → God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? → Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. → Peace starts with a smile. → I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from? → A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises. → We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges → Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them. → Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. → Don't put a question mark where God put a period. → Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. → Forbidden fruits create many jams. → God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. → God grades on the cross, not the curve. → God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" → God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. → He who angers you, controls you! → If God is your Copilot - swap seats! → Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty! → The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. → The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. → We don't change the message, the message changes us. → You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. → The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. __________________________ → Jesus-others-you (spells J.O.Y.). → G.R.A.C.E. = (God's Riches At Christ's Expense). → B.I.B.L.E. = (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth). |
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