Christian One-Liners→ "Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case"
→ Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.
→ Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers
→ It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
→ The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.
→ When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
→ People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
→ Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
→ Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
→ If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
→ God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
→ Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
→ Peace starts with a smile.
→ I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
→ A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
→ We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
→ Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
→ Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
→ Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
→ Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
→ Forbidden fruits create many jams.
→ God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
→ God grades on the cross, not the curve.
→ God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
→ God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
→ He who angers you, controls you!
→ If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
→ Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
→ The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
→ The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
→ We don't change the message, the message changes us.
→ You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
→ The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
→ Jesus-others-you (spells J.O.Y.).
→ G.R.A.C.E. = (God's Riches At Christ's Expense).
→ B.I.B.L.E. = (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth).
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